Gold Medalists
Once upon an almost entire lifetime ago,
When I was a member of Yale's varsity-eight crew,
Pulling the number-two, port-side bow oar,
With a vengeance reminiscent of a Roman-galley slave,
And I dreamed, against all odds,
Of representing the United States, in the 1956 Olympics
(Which, miraculously, I did, leaving victorious, from Melbourne,
Our team number one in all the world),
I never could have dreamed of any other scenario,
Certainly nothing approximating the ominous plight
Facing this year's U.S. eight-oared entry,
As it attempts to strategize about competing, in Beijing,
Against its most formidable adversary:
Carbon-particulate-laden air,
Trained to defeat all comers — the fittest of the fit.
All I know is that if I were able to row at Shunyi Park,
I wouldn't even board the plane.
Under no circumstances would I subject myself
To burning eyes and raw throat,
During forty-eight-strokes-per-minute racing starts,
Wheezing, as I'd settle into elongated thirty-twos,
Coughing, all the way through power forty-twos,
Gasping, to the finish, grasping for impossible fifty-fours,
Three boat lengths behind the gold medalist: air.
07/15/08 - (2)
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