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Gold Medalists

 

Once upon an almost entire lifetime ago,

When I was a member of Yale's varsity-eight crew,

Pulling the number-two, port-side bow oar,

 

With a vengeance reminiscent of a Roman-galley slave,

And I dreamed, against all odds,

Of representing the United States, in the 1956 Olympics

 

(Which, miraculously, I did, leaving victorious, from Melbourne,

Our team number one in all the world),

I never could have dreamed of any other scenario,

 

Certainly nothing approximating the ominous plight

Facing this year's U.S. eight-oared entry,

As it attempts to strategize about competing, in Beijing,

 

Against its most formidable adversary:

Carbon-particulate-laden air,

Trained to defeat all comers — the fittest of the fit.

 

All I know is that if I were able to row at Shunyi Park,

I wouldn't even board the plane.

Under no circumstances would I subject myself

 

To burning eyes and raw throat,

During forty-eight-strokes-per-minute racing starts,

Wheezing, as I'd settle into elongated thirty-twos,

 

Coughing, all the way through power forty-twos,

Gasping, to the finish, grasping for impossible fifty-fours,

Three boat lengths behind the gold medalist: air.

 

 

 

 

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