Numerology
Last night, when I imagined the quantity of acid-free paper
My editor and I have consumed, over the past 18 years,
I was amazed to find where I arrived
When I laid each page that's run through our laser printer,
End to end to end,
And used each sheet as a stepping stone, to advance me
To any number of somewheres beyond St. Louis —
Each leaf of white paper, 11 inches long,
Times one 500-sheet ream, equals 458 linear feet,
Multiplied by 2 reams every 20 days, equals 36 reams per year,
Which protracts into 16,488 feet,
Approximating into 3 miles, per year,
Times the 18 years my editor and I have worked together,
Equals 56 as-the-crow-flies miles.
And when I consulted a map, using its legend,
I discovered that the only destination 56 miles away
From my exact location was Farmington, Missouri,
That rural refuge that nourished my flourishing artistic soul,
Where, in 1969, I purchased an old home,
In which I (and, for a time, my wife and children) would live
For 18 years.
02/03/09 - (2)
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