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Taking Consolation

                                                                  

This past Saturday, in a downtown-Omaha auditorium,

35,000 devoted pilgrims came to worship,

At the annual Berkshire Hathaway shareholders meeting,

 

And take solace from their revered financial and spiritual guru,

Seventy-eight-year-old Warren Buffett,

Hoping for a sound bite of propitious wisdom, from on high,

 

Prophesying an end to the extending tunnel's dark void,

Anything to make the recession go away,

Neutralize BRK-A's 39% decline in share value since December '07,

 

The 62% profit loss, on the balance sheets

Of the almost eighty companies it boasts, in its diversified portfolio,

And return the stock to its all-time high of $149,200.

 

But all they heard were some clipped, cryptic pronouncements

That might have dropped from the lips of Chauncey Gardiner:

"It has been a very extraordinary year";

 

"When the American public pulls back the way they have,

The government does need to step in";

"It is the right thing to do, but it won't be a free ride."

 

If there were any consolation for the faithful who made the hajj,

It's that the Class A common shares held by many

Still had a liquid market value of $92,005 apiece,

 

Which, in the global scheme of things economic —

Instantaneous disappearances of ordinary, hardworking people —

Should still seem like the silver lining in the pot of gold at rainbow's end,

 

Especially when the dumb-luckiest among them,

Who bought in, between '65 and '70, consider that a share, then,

Cost what five gallons of gas does, today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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