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Greenhouse Giftgas

                                                                  

Having just finished reading, in his Teutonic/Hebraic accent,

Via teleprompter screen,

His cable news network's "Question for the Day" —

"A: Will greenhouse gases, eventually, if not sooner,

Prove to be billions of times more lethal

Than Hitler's ingeniously conceived Jew-rat killer,

I. G. Farben's top-of-the-line prussic-acid Giftgas (Zyklon B),

Or B: will the Nazis retain their all-time world record

As the most atrocious, heinous, egregious genocidalists ever?" —

Anchor Wolfgang "Wolf" "Chaim" (take your pick) Weinberg

Exhorted his attentive audience to cast its votes.

 

"Just e-mail me (w.wolfchaimberg@CSS.org) —

A simple A for B, Greenhouse Gases for Nazis,"

Which, before deferring to eight minutes of commercials,

He reiterated, for the sake of clarity,

Saying, "Remember, A for B, Greenhouse Gases for Nazis."

By the time Wolf/Chaim Weinberg's Big Brotherly face

Reappeared nationwide, internationally,

He'd been primed, cued to rectify his previous instructions.

"Just remember, A is for Greenhouse Gases; B is for Nazis."

But already, the network's servers had gone berserk.

Strange vapors were lifting from Wolf/Chaim's laptop.

 

Responses were racing in, by the thousands, the millions,

Creating a holocaust the likes of which

No staffer at CSS had ever seen, let alone conceived.

And so it was that Wolfgang Weinberg

Tried, one final time, to qualify the terms of the vote.

"Remember, B is for Greengas; Nazihouse is for A.

Or perhaps it's A for Nazigas, Giftgreen for Zyklon B.

Or maybe it's I.G. for Zyklon Farben B, Hitler for Jews.

Or possibly it's green peas for IGA Greenpeacegas.

Or it's prussic-acid-Wolfgas for Chaim 'Jew-Rat' Weinglass."

The vote never changed. Greenhouse gases annihilated the Nazis.

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               

 

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