Mr. Tambo and Mr. Bones Play Pewhoreia
"Ya can leads yo whores to water,
But can ya water yo whores
Without takin' a leek
Dat makes ya weeps fo' joy?"
"I'd have to checks my whoreoscope, on dat one."
"What does ya gets
When ya crosses an onion with a donkey?"
"A leeky tub full o' burro guts?"
"No, numbnuts, ya dumb cluck —
A piece o' ass what brings tears to yo eyes."
"Does ya know what a black jackass
'N a shallot done has in common
With a Barack Obama?"
"No, ho!" "Neither does I, assho,
But dat never stopped me from askin', befwhore."
09/02/09 - (1)
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