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Playbill

                                                                  

 

 

Tonight's program, sponsored by Vagisil, al-Qa'eda, and NASCAR,

Will be performed by the Classical Gas Kats,

Deepak Chopra and Lawrence Welk dueling conductors.

 

The Classical Gas Kats:

 

George "Gone with the" Gershwin . . . principal oblow

Johannes "The Bull" Brahmans . . . assistant principal oblow

Joseph "Goebbels" Haydn-Seek . . . upright meat organ

Sergei Sir-Gay-a-Bitch Pro-Kofi-Annan-Ev . . . bone-o-phone

Py-Odor Seven-Year-Ilyich Tchai-Milk-Cow-Ski . . . principal penist

Lewd-Wig Van Beat-Off-Often . . . flesh-organ grinder

Jacques-Strap Beat-Often-Bach . . . assistant flesh-organ grinder

Sir Ill-Wind El-Gar-Fish . . . skin flute

Wolf-Gang-Bang Ammonium Boats-in-the-Moats-Art . . . tromboner

Franz If-the-Shoe-Fits-Bert . . . strumpet trumpet

Piccolo Faganini . . . principal vile-lin

Hector "The Infector" Burley-Toes . . . French-lick hornswoggler

Feel-Licks "The Fat Cat" Meddlesome . . . contra-assoon

Afraid-of-His-Reek Schmo-Pan . . . principal tuba steak

Fronds "Chinese Laundry" List . . . second vile-lin

Richard "Nazi Dick" Flogner . . . pickle-hole

Jewseppe "Mean Joe Green" Verdi . . . tim-bed-pani

Beverage Smegma . . . clarinut

Ca-Meals-on-Wheels Scent-of-a-Woman-Saëns . . . French-kiss horn

Jock-Perry-Como Pooch-Weenie . . . cymballs

Nickle-and-Dime-Lai Rimshot-of-Course-He-Can't . . . dong gong

Uncle-and-Aunt-o'-Nin Divorced-Jacques . . . castrate-nets

Goosestep Mauler . . . pubular bells

Blue-Jean Si-Pearl-Bailey-Us . . . xylobone

Sir-Gay Rocks-Mom-Enough . . . whorenet

Odorino No-Resphigi-de-English  . . . hair drum

Al-Gore Stravin-Ski-Slope . . . toilet paper and comb

Robert "The Red Goose" Shoemann . . . E-flat used condom

Gio-Thermal-a-Chino Roast-Weenie  . . . IUD kazoo

Yo-Ho-Hohann Stress . . . plunger and toliet bowl

Ralphed Van Will-I-Ams . . . whips and chains

 

The Program:

 

Flatulence for the Common Asshole

English Horny Concerto in E-flat-chested majorette

Beat-Wild-Rice and Eggs Benedict Overture

Phony Symphony no. 69, "From the New Worm"

Handjob's Messiah

William Telltale Tanned-Hide-Hoser Overture

Sym-Cell-Phony no. 3, "Erotica"

Blow-Me-O and Julie-Wet Sexual Fantasy Leftoverture

The Wrong of Bed-Spring

 

And the Finale (presented by Burger's Smokehouse):

 

"Chopsticks": Pee-ano Fugue Scared-So no. 0, for Twelve Paws

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               

 

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