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In That Case

                                                                  

 

 

"I'll have the ham-bacon-and-sausage cheese omelet."

 

"I'm sorry — you're supposed to choose just one."

 

"In that case, I'll have the bowl of oatmeal

With blueberries, raspberries, and cranberries."

 

"I'm sorry — you're supposed to choose just one."

 

"In that case, I'll have the tall short stack

Of whole-grain Belgian waffles

With apple butter, powdered sugar, and maple syrup."

 

"I'm sorry — you're supposed to choose just one."

 

"In that case, I'll have a go-fuck-yourself

With an up-your-ass, a suck-my-dick, and an eat-me!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                                               

 

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