In That Case
"I'll have the ham-bacon-and-sausage cheese omelet."
"I'm sorry — you're supposed to choose just one."
"In that case, I'll have the bowl of oatmeal
With blueberries, raspberries, and cranberries."
"I'm sorry — you're supposed to choose just one."
"In that case, I'll have the tall short stack
Of whole-grain Belgian waffles
With apple butter, powdered sugar, and maple syrup."
"I'm sorry — you're supposed to choose just one."
"In that case, I'll have a go-fuck-yourself
With an up-your-ass, a suck-my-dick, and an eat-me!"
12/06/09 - (3)
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