March 10, 1957 — May 2, 2011
Osama bin Laden.
Barack Hussein Osama Obama Ayad Allawi.
Bin Saddam Netanyahu Obama Osama.
Abdullah Abdullah Boutros Boutros-Mubarak.
Bashar al-Barack Hussein Assad.
Ayatollah Musharraf Obama Farouk Faisal Fahd.
Osama Arafat Gaddafi bin Ben-Gurion Obama.
Muammar Muhammad Ahmadinejad Jihad.
Shah Allah bin Jesus al-Zawahiri Khomeini.
YHWH Saddam bin Chemical Ali Laden Obama Aziz.
Hosni Hussein Saddam-and-Gomorrah al-Tikiriti.
And so it goes, in the Middle East,
Where peace-minded brotherhood flourishes,
For being taught by enlightened imams,
In Allah-endowed magnet madrasas
Dedicated to proselytizing democracy,
Where suicide babies child-pose and pray
Toward Mecca and the World Trade Center —
Holiness changing only in names and victims,
Not hijacked, shoe-bombed human rights.
Long live the 72-Extra-Virgined Caliphate
Of Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden!
05/06/11
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