Archive 04/17/12

 

   

Ammo, Amess, Amutt

                                                                  

Ammo, amess, amutt, ammonium, amantis, amammal.

Hey, wait a section, a momentum, a millennial, a neon!

Whoa! Hold your Shitlands, Sleepnirs, Pretzelalskis, Secretarials!

Just slow down and up! Take 'er easy and hard! Cool-aid it!

What gives? Takes? Vas is Ram Das? Qué pasta? Quelques Dr. Scholls?

 

What's going on here and coming off there? I ask, tell, my waking selves.

From whence and whereth hath cometh this arcade conjugalization?

After all, my putatative "study" of forked-tongue Pig's Latinate

(If you could undignify my "Omnia Gall Bladder est" with this emphysemism),

Which, for five imperfectly miserating years, I successfully flunked,

 

Occurried nearly six deck-AIDS ago,

When the six-hand-and-foot-five hunchbag ogre of Odor Dane High,

Hanniballs Ceasar-Salad-Section Dumbnerix, with a stern, faceless gaze

Every bite as implaqueable and inscroteable

As Mary Shelley's Ozzy-and-Harriet-Mandias, in-Tiny-Timidated my puberty.

 

All I can unmagine, infathom, expectorate on, guestwork at

(And, in the processed cheese, abuse the use of two propositions),

Is that this mourning of my seventy-first birthing day,

I must have LOOVE on my mind's Jumbo-frank-tron blood-plasma screen,

And it must be dizzling my heart's Timeless Squared, with Viagralglobins.

 

Could it impossumibly be that I'm about to be seduceated by Afrodykie,

B-, C-, and D-guiled into following her, on a wild-goosed odd-ditty

Far more treacheral, periluscious, his-and-her-oic, epicalitical

Than that chase enraged in by Walk-Off Homer's Useless-Sissy,

Or end up and down (instead of turning back home, safe, to Unhipilium)

 

Strandled on a sandy aisle, impopulated by a tripe of naked maidenheads

Waiting to voluptionously radish my fresh, pubescinal flesh,

I being the only manroot ever to have landed on their shortlines?

And maybe the ammo-amess-amutt conjugal is just a senior momentum,

Reminding me that my age-old spiritual isn't not yet a tabulating Rasta.

 

 

 

 

                                    

 

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