Going to the Dogs
Invariably, among all the doomsday remarks
I hear being bandied about, lately,
In public disintercourse, Joe the Plumber punditry, TV blather,
One phrase seems to rise, with more frequency,
To the slime-pond's surface:
"This country's going to the dogs."
And this has led me, after considerable soul spelunking,
To one overarching conclusion:
Someone needs to invent a new Super-Duper Pooper Scooper.
And I'm not too damn sure the Governor of Alaska —
The pit bull, with her First Dude Iditarod-musher husband —
Wouldn't be a Shih Tzu, were she to inherit the Dog House.
10/24/08
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