Good as Gold
I grow old; I grow oh so much older than trouser-rolled older-than-old
That nobody knows just how old I might yet grow,
Let alone how inconsequentially no-longer-young I am or am not,
For my still rolling my own toke-smokes, of pure Colombian Gold,
In JOB cigarette papers
Decorated with Alphonse Mucha's Art Nouveau odalisques,
Getting higher than a kited Madoff check, on little less than no notice.
These days of guaranteed-eternal-youth fitness clubs,
Longevity is Struldbrugian. We're the gleam in Tithonus's undying eye.
Anyone who doesn't outlive his/her statistically predicted age
Is considered an anomaly, throwback, total misfit,
Deserving of incarceration in infinity's incarnation of a nursing home —
A freak show located on the edge of the No-Known-Address Ocean,
Where it spills into the mouth of a jet-black whale named Moby Death.
Tonight, I ponder the possibilities of endless senescence, immortality,
And gasp, in absolute dazzlement, wonderment beyond astonishment,
Realizing that, with a father living to ninety-three and a half
And a mother exceeding the outer limits of ninety-five,
My chances of surviving to be timeless plus one,
Outliving existence, eternity, growing into the responsibilities of godhead,
Are as good as Colombian Gold, which never grows old or tarnishes.
03/29/11 - (2)
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